I knew I was sunk Friday when I left work and my throat was on fire. It’s my own fault really. You see, on the way to work my vehicle broke down and I took it to a garage around the corner from my work instead of her usual mechanic. I know, I know, Bad Cao. There are two things I know for sure, you should never sneak around with some unknown garage or hang out at the local elementary school, you never know what you will “catch”. The first, obviously I know from experience, the second is from overhearing some of the conversations of co-workers with children. As far as I can tell, those little ones are harbingers of more bacteria than most third world countries actively practicing germ warfare produce. Oh come on, if you have them, you know this is kind of true..
Now, obviously I wouldn’t be caught dead lying around on the couch in a huge T-shirt and yoga pants. *Looks down* Thank goodness I don’t have a webcam. By Saturday, I was lying around for sure and what better way to do it than with this sexy cocktail from AnnaGrey designer from [Whatever]? I mean look at it! It has spikes! Nothing says “do me…but from a distance” better than spikes, right? To make it perfect, I chose the new “Love is Blind” fold from Mila Tatham of *SoliDea FoliEs*, it is available in limited quantity at Fashion Limited, so run! As you may remember, this is version 2, the first was sold for Valentines last year and was a very popular item, so don’t wait until it’s too late. So let me regather a second. Incapacitated, blind folded, lying on a couch, wearing a fancy little cocktail.. Where are all the good guys bearing chicken soup?
Take from, and yes there is. Look your best, even if you are just running out to the store for one item, because you never know who you might run into. As Coco Chanel once said, “A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.” Deep words for a high gravity Monday. I hope yours is much more enjoyable than mine. You’ll have to forgive me this time, the SLURL’s are on my “last known SLURL’s” page.
Hair: Lelutka, Salome (couch) and Rykiel (standing)
Blindfold: *SoliDea FoliEs* Love is Blindness
Dress: [whatever], Spiked Dress zebra
Stockings: Angel Dessous, Rike
Collar: [Whatever], Spike bun (Accessory for hair, edited)
Purse: [Glow] Studio, Spiked bag