Running of the Bulls

Running of the Bulls

Ricielli has a bunch of wonderful leather studded outfits for Spring. So in honor of all the glorious leather, today I celebrate The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona Spain. I am going to be wandering off for a little bit, I will try and keep up here, but we will see how well I succeed. Women can be ornery like bulls, in case you didn’t notice. We speak our own language, so to make it easier for you guys out there I’ve put together a little translation book for you so you always get it right. I’m kinda nice that way.

Spoken Word ……………………..Actual Definition
We need…………………………………I want
It’s your decision……………………….The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want…………………………You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk………………………….I need to complain
Sure…go ahead………………………….It’s obvious, I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset……………………………Of course I’m upset, you moron.
You’re…so manly………………………..You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
I’ll be ready in a minute…………………Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?………………………….Tell me I’m beautiful… Or else.
You have to learn to communicate…………..Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?…………………[Too late, you’re dead.]
I’m not angry……………………………Are you kidding? I’m so angry I’m about to explode
It’s nothing…………………………….It’s something, so you better figure out what it is..
Thats okay………………………………Don’t worry, I’ll get you back some day.

Running of the Bulls

Sure, these are in gest. Mostly. I don’t know why women, myself included, speak this way. Wouldn’t the world be such an easier place if we just felt worthy enough to say what we mean the first time? Just a thought. As an aside, I’ve been thinking. I know, a very dangerous past time for a Cao. I would love if you would help me decide what to style. What I need from you. IM, FB, or email to me a word, the name of an item you saw inworld, or any concept/subject you think would be fun to see if I can interpret. I can’t promise I will cover them all, but it would be fun to do a few!

Outfit One:
Necklace: Whatever, Spiked Bun headpiece
Bag: Baiastice, Pida bag
Hairs: Deity, Jahi Abyss
Shoos: Whatever Spiked heels
Shirt: Ricielli, Mini top
Skirt: Ricielli, Studded miniskirt
Shoulderpads: Ricielli, part of the studded jacket

26 thoughts on “Running of the Bulls

  1. Now if only some men (notice I said SOME) would just abide by the true meanings… think of how happy the world would be!

  2. I nearly fell off my chair reading those interpretations…I forwarded the link to my husband 😛 Once again, my daily dose of Wisdom of the Cao has left me with a huge smile and a light spirit. <3<3

  3. This is a good one Cao, and so so ture I dont know of any woman that can denie she has said at least one of those things at least once in her life… at first when I was reading I heard my mothers voice in a few .. “it’s your decision, Do what you want” then I heard my self…… My famous last words before the front door slams shut and a car driving away like it was just in a bank robbery are … “It’s nothing”.

    I havent used that one in a very long time, I havent had the need to I guess he is trained so I guess I had better keep him. 🙂

  4. I handed my hubby a manual.. one of the things listed there is that a woman sighing implies they think our men are just idiots and need to shut up LOL.

  5. Or.. Fine!.. The the word women use at the end of an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

      1. No, I don’t. But, Second life could help in e-learning courses too, I’ve heard. Humans have the capacity to fly in second life, right? :)) And it has money tree:)

      2. They sure do! I happened to join Second Life as part of a computer class when I was in college, so there already is a presence there. 🙂 I’ve not found the money tree! I live in the money pit though 😉

  6. lol There is one man in SL that I will ask “Is my butt fat?” and mean it! And he’ll always give me an honest answer! And no, it’s not my boyfriend. His answer is always, “No, you’re butt isn’t fat. My shoulders are narrow.” 😀

    I’ll try to think of something for you to interpret. Hmm…maybe this could be the basis for a blogger challenge? 😉

I'm done inconveniencing electrons, any thoughts? Come on, you know you have 'em, post them up here.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s