I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done. ~Susan Orlean
I know, I know but what can I say, I am just being 100% me. Remember Friday when I told you that deadline at work was looming but it was Friday so I couldn’t be arsed to try beating the deadline? Well, amazing thing, the “work fairy godmother” didn’t swing by my desk and finish it up for me over the weekend. Geesh, figures.. So here I sit, with renewed
desperation determination, amidst this pile of paperwork I am trying to push through by this upcoming Friday. Uff, I hate myself when I do this. So with a little late respect from my sanity, today I vow to compartmentalize my work into new smaller steps, to focus directly on it and only it and to not let the multitude of distractions ( aka you guys and your Facebook!), make my mind wander away. To help myself, I am going to pilfer today’s blog from CC:Jokes.com ( http://jokes.cc.com ). Quite simply, it’s the 10 Sure Signs That You are Burned Out at Your Job. Don’t forget, a new round of L’Accessoires is starting soon! (tomorrow, I think!). Here! I’ll even take a second and provide the taxi for you! I’m kinda nice that way. Taxi:
10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, ‘Hell.’
9. Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, ‘Get off my back, bitch!’
8. Your garbage can IS your ‘in’ box.
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
6. You have so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You sleep more at work than at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still haven’t been able to miss a meeting.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
Take from? I hope you are having a low gravity sort on Monday. As for me, well, I reckon it’s time to get back to the grind. I no longer have a daily planner, but I’m pretty sure I have a meeting starting right about now.