Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~Dave Berry
I had a great weekend, parts were even restful. I have a dear friend whom I visit quite often. He’s what I’d call a gentleman farmer. His home is on 88 acres of lush hills and ponds with a gorgeous farmhouse set to the back of the property and oft as you walk about for exercise you see cows lolling about munching grass. Yesterday we were lazing about in the screen enclosed swimming pool, enjoying the cool water and the hot sun. I floated lazily on my back, resting. I was enjoying the feel of the heat of the sun on my closed eyelids when I “felt” a shadow move across me. I halfway opened my closed lids only to bolt upright, the cow I had lovingly named Isabelle was standing above me (behind a fence) chewing her cud. Normally I wouldn’t have worried much, but the way she was looking at me I could tell she found me in my bikini rather lacking. No, that wasn’t it. No I mean, I am sure by her standards I probably am lacking, but what I saw was she was eating something, something that looked suspiciously like my pink T-shirt. Embarrassed I asked Taylor if he knew his cow eats clothes and how are we going to get it back? Without missing a beat he said, I guess we’ll wait until she patty’s it. Dam I’m going to miss that shirt, it was one of my favorites.
The take from? Never trust a happy cow because next time the shirt she’s eating just might be your own. Don’t forget! Art in Hat’s is underway, Fashion For Life is cranking on and L’Accessories just began a new round to boot! Sweet! Hats, check! Accessories, check! Now all I need to do is find a cow proof shirt! Have a low gravity Monday!
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