Fruit of the Loom

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me ~Rodney Dangerfield

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I was going to put a random hot and steamy 50 Shades of Grey quote up there to herald this round of ~Uber~ ‘s 50 Shades of Sexy event, but gack! re-reading through them reminded me why I quit reading the book after only 4 chapters of commitment. I read so few pages I still qualified to get an annulment. It’s been a long time since I spent that kind of coin on a book so poorly written and I can’t say I’m proud of it. I kept running into things like, “Oh my… sweat and body wash and Christian. It’s a heady cocktail – so much better than a margarita, and now I can speak from experience.” Can I just inject an eww right here? Remind not to go to her bar.  Or when I read, “Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?” um , is that limburger I smell, or your feet? And what about this humdinger, “I line up the white ball and with a swift clean stroke, hit the center ball of the triangle square on with such force that a striped ball spins and plunges into the top right pocket. I’ve scattered the rest of the balls.” Well, balls. Can’t help it. And you can’t change my mind either, because if that relationship isn’t domestic violence then I don’t know what the definition is.

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But for the rest of us, we’re lucky because we can leave the grey at home and just be 50 Shades of Sexy! Hopefully by now you’ve had a chance to stop by and pick up a few items, if not, I’ve decided to include a taxi for you! And I won’t even bring out the whips. Taxi: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Uber/138/128/26

outfit:

Hair: Boon

Jewelry: Gizza, Pearl Set  **NEW**

Corset: *{Junbug}*, Anastasia  ~Uber~

Shoos!:  Pure Poison, Amelia Stiletto  ~Uber~

Body: SLink

Skin/Appliers: Glam Affair

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